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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:32
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
New research links changes in walking patterns to early Alzheimer’s - The Brighter Side of News
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Higher-Earning Shoppers Hit the Dollar Store as Spending Tightens - WSJ
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
US Inflation to Tick Higher as Tariffs Reach Consumers - Bloomberg
No way
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
New theory proposes time has three dimensions, with space as a secondary effect - Phys.org
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Column | Phil Mickelson’s legacy: Helping pro golfers and diminishing pro golf - The Washington Post
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Animi velit error sapiente nihil.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How often do you watch the news on TV?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Another huge U.S. airline faces bankruptcy risk - TheStreet
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
N.J. doctors are using a party drug to send patients to ‘another planet.’ Yes, it’s legal. - NJ.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Seven replies to the viral Apple reasoning paper and why they fall short - Hacker News
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance